the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

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Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer


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Since the World Cup ended like 90% of my dashboard resumed forgetting that soccer/fútbol even exists